Attack by Chicken

Do you see these sweet innocent looking hens? Do you? Well don't be fooled, they are vicious, evil creatures who will attack me with no regret. Until Mommy swats them with her flip flop that is. This afternoon Mommy went into the chicken house to feed and water the chicks. Being full of naturally curiosity I followed her inside. Before I even knew what had happened, this great big hen came up and started attacking me! It was really bad. Mommy heard it and turned around in time to scoop me up and swat her! And you know what? That chicken doesn't look so big and tough when you're four feet in the air looking down at it. When she finally put me back on the ground that chicken came running at me! That thing was actually bigger than me! So I got put back outside while the monsters got fed and watered.... I tell you, I don't understand why anyone would want to keep those things. I really don't like chickens.

Oh, in this particular nesting bucket, there are actually three chickens in there. They really like that orange bucket....

Introduction

Hello! My name is Rebel, and I am a four month old Dauchsund. The blog you are now reading is my life from my point of view. And let me tell you, it's a short point of view.... I may be height challenged, but I'm definately not length challenged. ^_^ As you might have guessed, I am spoiled rotten. And I'm of the belief that my very cute face and all my kisses should keep me out of trouble forever. However, it doesn't always workout that way.

Everybody loves to buy me toys, my favorite ones are the ones that squeak and are shredable. Tee hee! There's also a great big black laborador in the family. Her name is Baby Dog and she is my foster mommy. We play together, and she usually lets me win. She doesn't like it when I try to play tug-of-war with her tail though. I don't know why, it's so much fun! Especially when I get a good grip and she spins around trying to get me off. I get to bodysurf!